Master List Of Stories

(In Order Of Release: Including Approximate Year They Occurred)

What Do You Do When A Girl Rises From The Sea, Wet And Shivering, And Starving For Cock? (Approx. 2002)

What Do You Do When You Find A Girl Tied Up In Your Dad's Basement And She's Extremely Hot? (Approx. 2003)

What Do You Do When Your Stepdaughter Is Constantly Flashing You With Her Giant Tits? (Approx. 2005)

What Do You Do When Your Wife's Niece Is Always Naked And/Or Masturbating In Bed? (Approx. 1994)

What Do You Do When Your Pastor's Wife Is Constantly Complaining About The Lack Of Anal In Her Life? (Approx. 1996)

What Do You Do When A Job Applicant Lists Fellatio As One Of Her Additional Job Skills? (Approx. 1998)

What Do You Do When Your Girlfriend Turns Out To Be The Serial Mall Santa Fucker? (Approx. 2008)

What Do You Do When The Girl In The Skimpy Santa's Helper Costume Keeps Giving You Attitude? (Approx. 2008)

What Do You Do When A Girl Seems To Only Wake Up If She Can Taste Come In Her Mouth? (Approx. 1996)

What Do You Do When You Accidentally Titty Fuck The President's Daughter Twice? (Approx. Classified)

What Do You Do When Your Friend Asks You To Fill In For Him With His Wife On Scrabble Night While He's Away? (Approx 1997)

What Do You Do When Your Brother's Wife Will Do Absolutely Anything To Pass College Algebra? (approx. 2006)

What Do You Do When A Girl Has Trouble Opening Up Unless You're Fucking Her Nice And Slow? (approx. 2003)

What Do You Do When Your Mother Insists On Jerking You Off Every Time You Leave The House? (approx. 2002)

What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Offers You His Wife In Exchange For Your 1952 Topps Willie Mays Card? (approx. 2010)

What Do You Do When You Come Like Crazy And The Only Girl Who Can Handle It All Happens To Be Someone Else's Wife? (approx. 2010)

What Do You Do When Your Daughter's Best Friend's Ass Is So Big You Feel Obligated To Stick Your Cock Inside It? (approx. 2002)

What Do You Do When A Woman Is Convinced The Only Way To Truly Get Clean Is To Shower In Fresh Come? (approx. 2011)

What Do You Do When Your High School Guidance Counselor Takes You Into Her Home And Then Into Her Bed? (approx. 1973)

What Do You Do When A Sexy Christian Authoress Suggests Saving Money By Sharing A Hotel Room On A Dual Book-Signing Tour? (approx. 1997)

(In Chronological Order: Years Are Approximations)

1973: What Do You Do When Your High School Guidance Counselor Takes You Into Her Home And Then Into Her Bed?

1994: What Do You Do When Your Wife's Niece Is Always Naked And/Or Masturbating In Bed?

1996: What Do You Do When Your Pastor's Wife Is Constantly Complaining About The Lack Of Anal In Her Life?

1996: What Do You Do When A Girl Seems To Only Wake Up If She Can Taste Come In Her Mouth? 

1997: What Do You Do When Your Friend Asks You To Fill In For Him With His Wife On Scrabble Night While He's Away?

1997: What Do You Do When A Sexy Christian Authoress Suggests Saving Money By Sharing A Hotel Room On A Dual Book-Signing Tour?

1998: What Do You Do When A Job Applicant Lists Fellatio As One Of Her Additional Job Skills?

2000: What Do You Do When Your Cousin Is Way Too Comfortable Around You And It's Driving Your Cock Crazy?

2002: What Do You Do When Your Daughter's Best Friend's Ass Is So Big You Feel Obligated To Stick Your Cock Inside It?

2002: What Do You Do When Your Mother Insists On Jerking You Off Every Time You Leave The House?

2002: What Do You Do When A Girl Rises From The Sea, Wet And Shivering, And Starving For Cock?

2003: What Do You Do When A Girl Has Trouble Opening Up Unless You're Fucking Her Nice And Slow?

2003: What Do You Do When You Find A Girl Tied Up In Your Dad's Basement And She's Extremely Hot?

2005: What Do You Do When Your Stepdaughter Is Constantly Flashing You With Her Giant Tits?

2006: What Do You Do When Your Brother's Wife Will Do Absolutely Anything To Pass College Algebra?

2008: What Do You Do When Your Girlfriend Turns Out To Be The Serial Mall Santa Fucker?

2008: What Do You Do When The Girl In The Skimpy Santa's Helper Costume Keeps Giving You Attitude?

2010: What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Offers You His Wife In Exchange For Your 1952 Topps Willie Mays Card?

2010: What Do You Do When You Come Like Crazy And The Only Girl Who Can Handle It All Happens To Be Someone Else's Wife?

2011: What Do You Do When A Woman Is Convinced The Only Way To Truly Get Clean Is To Shower In Fresh Come?

Classified Date: What Do You Do When You Accidentally Titty Fuck The President's Daughter Twice?